Or, should I say...
The Survival Guide to Parenting with Personality✨
- The school calendar is laminated (twice).
- Owns at least three planners, all color-coded.
- Makes Pinterest-worthy lunches that could be museum exhibits.
- Has a crisis plan for everything-including what to do if the Wi-Fi goes down.
💡 Heartfelt insight: This mom puts love into every detail, sometimes at the cost of exhaustion. She wants her kids to feel safe, prepared, and cherished.
Type B Mom: The Chaos Whisperer
- Bedtime? Whenever they naturally collapse from exhaustion.
- Believes "learning through experience" includes eating questionable couch snacks.
- The family motto: “We’re figuring it out as we go.”
- Has mastered the art of “creative negotiation” (i.e., bribery).
💡 Heartfelt insight: This mom prioritizes emotional flexibility. She knows childhood isn’t about perfection-it’s about resilience, creativity, and laughing through the mess.
Type C Mom: The Hybrid Hero
- One day it’s home-cooked meals, the next it’s “eat what’s in the car.”
- Can plan like a Type A, but has the soul of a Type B.
- Knows every teacher’s name but also forgets school picture day.
- Adapts like a pro...sometimes with grace, sometimes with caffeine.
💡 Heartfelt insight: She’s the balance between structure and spontaneity, doing her best with what she has. Some days feel like winning, others…survival.
Wrap-Up: Where Do You Fit?🤔
Motherhood isn’t one-size-fits-all. Whether you're an A, B, C - or something else entirely? The real win is showing up with love, humor, and just enough patience to make it through snack time.