I Write, Therefore I Know Things (But Not Everything)

 There are Two Types of People in this World:

Those who casually absorb knowledge like it’s no big deal, and those who absolutely must understand why bananas turn brown faster when they touch each other. I am the second type.

Now, before anyone accuses me of being a know-it-all, let me clarify. I do not, in fact, know it all. I just like knowing some things. And if those things happen to be wildly irrelevant but mildly entertaining (like the fact that sea cucumbers can eject their intestines as a defense mechanism, or that the male seahorses carry and deliver babies.-Wish I was a seahorse😂), then hey, we all have our hobbies.

[Facts from national geographic]

Curiosity: The Gateway Drug to Useless Facts

I never planned to become the human equivalent of a random fact generator, but somehow, here we are. Somewhere along the way, I realized that understanding how things work, not just in theory, but in the messy, real-world way that people actually experience them, is kind of my thing.

Take cooking, for example. I used to just boil water, throw in some pasta, and call it a win. Then I found out that putting a wooden spoon over a boiling pot stops it from overflowing. Game-changer! (sometimes it still over flows)  But did I stop there? Of course not. I had to know why. Turns out, the spoon interferes with the bubbles and breaks their surface tension. Science! And now, thanks to my insatiable need to investigate random life hacks, my stove stays clean (unless I forget the spoon hack😂), and I have one less reason to sigh dramatically in the kitchen.

Other People’s Experiences Are My Free Education

It’s not just facts that intrigue me, it’s stories! Real people, real moments, and the hilarious, sometimes deeply unnecessary wisdom they pass along. Like that one time someone told me there’s a 'correct' way to load a dishwasher. Did I take notes? Nope. But did I nod politely while secretly knowing I’ll continue cramming everything in and hoping for the best? Absolutely. Some wisdom is meant to be appreciated from a distance.

I write about what I learn because, honestly, why keep all this gold to myself? If a piece of knowledge saves me time, stress, or embarrassment (or just gives me an excuse to laugh at the absurdity of life), then maybe it’ll do the same for someone else. And really, isn’t that what storytelling is all about?

So, no...I don’t write because I’m an expert. I write because knowing things, even if they’re ridiculous or wildly impractical, makes life more fun. And if sharing them makes someone’s day a little brighter?🌞 Well, that’s just a bonus. 

Step aside "Karen"

And for the record, if I write something factual, I always try to include the link to where I got the info, because while I love sharing knowledge, I also firmly believe in backing it up. No rogue fun facts here, just well-researched ones.

Wait! Before you go....What’s the weirdest or most unexpectedly useful fact you’ve ever learned?🤔 Drop it in the comments.💬⬇️ 

I need to know these things!😁

90s Nostalgia

 The Best Parts of Growing Up Millennial

Before Smartphones, We Had… Actual Fun?

Remember the thrill of going to the mall with friends? Parents dropped you and your friends off, no phones, which meant no texting, just wandering around with a hope and a dream that you'd run into someone cool. Oh, and walking into Hollister or Abercrombie and Fitch just to spray perfume on yourself.

The Toys That Defined a Generation

If you didn’t have a Tamagotchi, were you even living? The stress of keeping that little digital creature alive felt unreasonably high for a child. And let’s talk about the Skip-It, aka the best way to accidentally kick yourself in the ankle while attempting world-record spins.

The Real Friday Night Experience: Blockbuster

Before streaming, there was Blockbuster. The sacred ritual of wandering the aisles, finding the perfect VHS (or DVD, if you were fancy), and hoping nobody else rented the movie you wanted. Oh and you had to rewind the VHS before you returned it!😂

Fashion Choices We Thought Were Cool

Butterfly clips. JNCO jeans. Shirts with flames on them for some reason. And of course, those iconic Adidas stripe pants that made us feel invincible. It was a chaotic time, but we were thriving.

Living in a World Before Wi-Fi🛜

Internet wasn’t instant, it was an event. You’d sit there, listening to your computer make demonic dial-up noises, hoping nobody picked up the phone and ruined everything. And once you finally got online? Time to update your AIM away message with deep lyrics that made no sense.

🔗Click here to experience the sound of the 90s internet

Why We’ll Always Miss the ’90s

Maybe it was the simplicity. Maybe it was the absolute chaos of growing up without technology running the show. Or maybe it’s just the fact that everything is way too expensive now, and we’d like to go back.

What’s the one nostalgic memory that instantly takes you back? Let’s reminisce in the comments.💬

When Did Money Stop Working?

Remember When $20 Was Basically Infinite?

Back in the ’90s, a crisp $20 bill was power. It meant an entire afternoon of fun! For example, arcade games, movie tickets, snacks, and maybe even a new CD (because yes, music lived on tiny plastic discs back then). Now? Twenty bucks barely gets you through a fast food drive-thru.😢

I don’t know when it happened, but money stopped making sense somewhere between my childhood and my current adult crisis. And I’m convinced that whatever financial wizardry our parents pulled to keep things affordable was some lost art of survival.

🛒Grocery Shopping: Then vs. Now

I remember grocery trips when a cart full of food felt like abundance. We had brand-name cereal and snack cakes, and we had absolutely zero concerns about whether eggs would require loan approval.

Fast forward to today: I’m standing in the self-checkout lane, staring at my receipt, wondering how five things cost seventy dollars. I didn’t even get anything extravagant! I’m talking milk, bread, and the cheapest possible cheese slices. Inflation needs to chill.

⛽The Gas Pump Betrayal

Remember pulling up to the gas station with a $10 bill and feeling like a contributing member of society? Yeah, those days are gone. 

Now? It’s more like a strategic budgeting exercise mixed with an internal debate. Full tank? Feels reckless. Half tank? Risky. Quarter tank? Might as well start Googling how to convert stress into fuel efficiency. I stand there, doing the math, calculating the exact amount that won’t send me spiraling when I check my bank app later. Maybe I need a bike. Or a horse. Or just sheer willpower.😖

🍟🍔That Sneaky Disappointment at Fast Food

There was a golden era when five bucks got you a burger, fries, and a drink, plus enough change to throw in a dollar menu item for good measure. Today? That same order requires strategic coupon planning and possibly a moral compromise ("Do I want fries, or do I want to send my kids to college? Tough call."). Atleast if you have the app you get "deals."

🤔So What Happened?

Did I grow up? Did prices betray me? Did society collectively decide that affordability was a myth? Or was everything just cheaper in the ’90s? Whatever the case, I miss that reckless joy of spending small amounts of money and actually feeling satisfied.

Nowadays, budgeting feels less like “smart financial planning” and more like trying to outmaneuver capitalism. And honestly? I’m losing.😭

Oh and no I don't want to hear anything to do with politics, thank you.😁